Имаш два избора!
Джери е мениджър в ресторант. Винаги е в добро настроение. Винаги, когато някой го попита как е, отговаряше: “По- добре от това не може да бъде” Голяма част от персонала напусна, когато той реши да си смени работата… и тръгнаха с него… от ресторант в ресторант.Защо? Защото Джери умееше да мотивира хората. Ако […]
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07Апр08California Highway Patrol
05Март08Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, North of MCAS Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to […]
police comments
20Фев08Police Comments taken off actual police car videos around the country:
16. You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.
15. Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.
14. If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate […]
Стихотворение за жената
14Фев08Възпяват устните, косата,
гърдите като на коза,
възпяват ханша и бедрата,
ала забравят за гъза.
Жени, без гъз какво сте вие?
Кажете смело, без сръдня!
Не е то нещо да се крие,
ни само орган за пръдня.
Гъзът е нещо естетично
и кой не тръгва след жена,
която с крачки естетични
тъй смело си върти гъза?
Кажете още кой не зяпа,
кога жена се наведе?
Гъзът й, бялнат като […]
Teachers Comments
14Фев08These are comments made on students’ report cards by teachers
in the large cities public school system. All teachers were reprimanded.
But boy, are these ever funny!!!
1 Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your […]
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed […]
Information Please
08Дек07 I don’t know if this is true or not, and frankly, I really don’t care. It’s a great story, true or not.
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. […]
this makes lot of sense
02Дек07I know a girl who broke up with a guy and she told him she wanted to “still be friends.” He said, “No thanks.” She wondered why he couldn’t fall back to being just friends after they had a romantic relationship. I came up with the “McDonalds Analogy” to try and explain […]
and i thought it was spam!
29Нмвр07One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought […]
