A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up […]
Archive for Февруари, 2008
The inventor of the motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.”
Arthur thought about it for a minute […]
police comments
20Фев08Police Comments taken off actual police car videos around the country:
16. You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.
15. Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.
14. If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate […]
