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Archive for Ноември, 2007
check your pockets just in case
29Нмвр07Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said,”You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle”, […]
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and i thought it was spam!
29Нмвр07One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought […]
защо?!
28Нмвр07Късно вечерта. Жена върви по тъмна улица. След нея стъпки. Тя тръгва да бяга, след нея също. Стъпките я настигат и един мъж я сграбчва:
- Ще те изнасиля!
- Не, не, моля ви не…
- Няма не!
- Моля ви, не ме изнасилвайте, ще ви направя свирка…
Оня мислил, мислил и се съгласил. Момичето му направило свирката изправило се […]
