Сочнотии

• Ventriloquist dummyWON’T SHUT UP & has KILLED all my other ventriloquist dummies
• sold me her SOUL, I opened the box and IT WAS DAMAGED. Plus it smelled funny
• GREAT SELLER! PS-there were nail-clippings in the box; I chewed them. THANX!
• Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony.
• Next time don’t write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!
• Good News! the puppy arrived ALIVE this time! Guess 9 times a charm!A++

още…

Популярност: 19%