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26Авг07A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The guy replies, […]
redneck pick-up lines
26Авг071) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see […]
